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Kobolds Ate My Baby Orange

Same dumb jokes. All new rules.

For kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. Shout "All Hail King Torg" on your way to ignominious death—now with polymorph™ rules!




It's been 10 years since the last time we made a Kobolds game, and in that time we have evolved as designers and as a company. We've been dying to bring the simplicity and speed of our polymorph™ rules system to the experience of Kobolds for years, and now we can. This new edition contains over 100 pages of silly jokes and sillier kobolds, faster character creation, random tables, more random tables, and in case you were worried, some random tables.