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Business Wizards

A tabletop roleplaying game of pun-tastic corporate horror set in the Arcane World of Business.

Do you love a challenge? Can you cast legendary spells on time and under budget? Are your illusionary projections actually illusions? Join a magically powered up team with flexible hours and competitive treasure/experience share.

In Business Wizards, you'll conduct a SWOT analysis, hire an intern to do the dungeon crawling for you, and wrap it all up with a 360 Review! Plus, name your company and create a logo, write spells on sticky notes, and take “conditions” like Crabby, Overworked, and Just Done.

Designed for brand new players and seasoned "professionals" alike, Business Wizards is pun-tastic corporate horror that will appeal to literally anyone who's ever, you know, worked a job.

Choose your role on the team, pick a polyhedral die, and select your Business Wizard's College and Major to determine the kind of magic you'll bring to the team. Don't forget to select a Secret Edge—and you'll all need to name your company and create its logo together.

Business Wizards can be played as a traditional GM or shared GM tabletop roleplaying experience. Regardless of the storytelling structure you choose, the wizards will begin each game with a SWOT Analysis Ritual to lay out the adventure and scope how to bring about a magical success.


Business Wizards


This game runs on the Polymorph system! Easy to teach and easy to learn, this delightful modern tabletop ruleset will get you roleplaying fast.


Each player only ever uses ONE polyhedral die: a d4, a d6, a d8, or a d10. Each die represents a different character “role” in the group. Whenever a player asks “can I do something?” they roll their die and with a quick glance at a resolution matrix, know if they succeed.