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How to Celebrate Chrixchanukkahwanzaamas!

There is a lot of discussion on how best to celebrate Chrischanukkahwanzaamas. Okay, there really isn't, but people that love Chrischanukkahwanzaamas like to pretend that there is, so here we go:

STEP ONE: Read up on the Holiday here at Chrischnaukkahwanzaamas central. This website has everything that you need to know to get you stated with your NEW FAVORITE HOLIDAY! HAPPY MERRY FESTIVE!

STEP TWO: Convince some people that you celebrate Chrischanukkahwanzaamas. It's usually better to pretend that you have been celebrating it for ever - people to seem to think that Holiday traditions don't just start up - they need some time to mature. If you pretend like you have always celebrated Chrischanukkahwanzaamas, people will believe you (and be attracted to your cool, uber-hip, condescending attitude towards their holiday). To do this, you may need to send them a Chrischanukkahwanzaamas card (see Trashmas), or Construct a Chrischanukkahwanzaamas Orb (See Ninjamas), or just start wishing everyone, "A Happy Merry Festive."

STEP THREE: Actively celebrate at least one Chrischanukkahwanzaamas day. Vicemas and Cocktailmas are great for throwing parties. Everyone wants to get together for Endmas anyway, so there you go. If you are getting friends together for the Holiday, inform them that you are celebrating Chummas. Have a Jinglemas decorating event, or bake some cookies together on Cookiemas. A great "no work invovled" party idea is a Leftovermas celebration - where you jsut tell people to bring all of their leftovers to your house, and see what happens.

STEP FOUR: Advertise. Invite your friends to the Facebook group! Send out Chrischanukkahwanzaamas cards. Post the Chrischanukkahwanzaamas blog into your blogroll, or RSS feed, or TwitterSpace it. Make sure that you say "Happy Merry Festive" to everyone you meet. Share your stories on how you have had such a great time with Chrischanukkahwanzaamas this year.

STEP FIVE: Get ready. For a few years now, we have been working towards making Chrischanukkahwanzaamas a reality. We are planning on making 2011 the YEAR THAT CHRISCHANUKKAHWANZAAMAS TOOK OVER...so keep posted to the groups and pages, we'll start leaking out the goodness that is Chrischanukkahwnzaamas 2011 next summer!.

Until then, HAVE A HAPPY MERRY FESTIVE CHRISCHANUKKAHWANZAAMAS THIS YEAR!