Vicemas Traditions - Let's Get this Party Started Right!

You always double down on Vicemas! Snake-eyes! Satan Claus made me do it! Ahh, the cute things that little kids say on Vicemas. The one day of the year when you are expected, nay compelled, to delight in your petty vices. Have a smoke! Have a drink! Watch porn! Gossip! Eat junk food! Eat more junk food! Have another smoke after having had sex with a complete stranger under a blackjack table in Vegas! It's Vicemas, baby! Indulge*.

After a rousing rendition of "Satan Claus is coming to Town" gather around the craps table and throw some dice. Snake-eyes are especially potent on the 11th (get it.) The good-natured rough and tumble Satan Claus in his black leather suit with red-fur trim is watching (and most likely video-taping if you're doing something really naughty). So make a list and check it twice to make sure that you don't miss out on something that you have been meaning to do all year.

* I hate to harp on this (sort-of) social responsibility thing! Get Over IT! Don't be a jackass people - it's a holiday, not a free pass to screw, murder, and generally be rude. It's VICEMAS, just enjoy yourself.

The Vicemas Bucket List

The Chrischanukkahwanzaamas Committee suggest putting together a Bucket List of all of the bad stuff that you wanted to do this year, but didn't. Think of it like a Shopping List for your Endmas Resolutions. Didn't waste enough time, put it on the list. Need to smoke more, list it! Wanted to convince your wife that spending $300 bucks on action figures was an "investment" - take a shot."

SATAN CLAUS!

The Spirit of Vicemas. The lecherous, vile, party animal spirit of the day of Vicemas. This devil wears a black Santa Suit and drinks, smokes, has sexual relations, and gambles away the 11th of December.