ORIGINS 2006

KOBOLDS TAKE COLUMBUS

So, it's a little early to be talking about Conventions, but the truth is that you have to your events in by 01/31 for Origins. Which 9th Level Games just did...

So, once again, 9th Level (and our Dork Storm sugar-daddies) are going whole-kobold on Origins this year - running tons of stuff (see below). Hope to see and slay you all at the show.

For anyone that is interested in running games with us (we always need lotsa Mayors) drop a line to 9thlevel@gmail.com. Thanks.



THe 7th Annual Kobolds Midnight Massacre
Friday Night, 9pm-1am (with room for 100+ players)

Join the 7th Annual Kobolds Ate My Baby! KOBOLD MIDNIGHT MASSACRE. Eat Babies! Battle Chickens! Die Horribly! Meet Chuck Norris! ALL HAIL KING TORG!

An annual event at Origins since 1999, the Kobold Midnight Massacre pits you against a hundred of your closest friends in a role-playing slugfest and mayhem inducing baby-eating cyclone of utter silliness. To celebrate the new Super Deluxx Edition of Kobolds Ate My Baby! (from DORK STORM PRESS), 9th Level brings you the Original Kobold Midnight Massacre updated for the new Super Deluxx rules. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) summons his finest mignons, er minions, to go on three devilishly deadly missions. One thing is sure, your Kobold will die. Quickly. Possibly explosively. Definitely humorously. Maybe from Chickens, more likely by friends. Possibly from a round-house kick by Chuck Norris (from the Origins Special Kobold Horrible Death by Chuck Norris™ Death Chart!) ALL HAIL KING TORG!

Prizes provided. Grand Winner receives a One-Of-A-Kind piece of Kobolds Ate My Baby! art drawn by John Kovalic, and signed by the creators of Kobolds Ate My Baby!

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ALL HAIL KING TORG!
Thu 11am,3pm,7pm / Fri 11am,3pm / Sat 3pm,4pm,5pm,6pm (12 spots per slot)

King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) is awfully hungry and that’s a recipe for disaster (or the funniest Beer and Pretzels RPG you’ve ever played.)

Come to play, learn, or just laugh your butt off in this quick-play Kobolds Ate My Baby! game. Running throughout the convention, you will learn that a Kobold’s life is short, dangerous, fuzzy, and nearly always fatal. So grab your stew-pot helmet, you Bag of Holding Chickens and learn how funny it can be to watch your friends get hit by a 12d6 Meteor Shower. All characters provided. Prizes awarded. Bad jokes assured.

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Complete Index for KAMB added to website

DELEZAN Enterprises Creates an Index for KAMB!

We all know that the little geek inside of us wishes that every RPG had an Index. We don't want to flip through pages in a rule book to find where we say the listing for Special Black Pudding Attacks of Opportunity Effects. But the truth is that most "indie" RPG companies dont have the resources, the space, and most no skill at this fine art.

Thankfully for the new Super Deluxx KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! we have some friends in higher places, who have some friends, adn so forth...and now KAMB has an Index. It's online - you should check it out. It's amazingly complete - and long (its only a 48 page book). This Index was created by Lori Ann Curley from Delezan Enterprises, and we're very happy to have it. ALL HAIL!

PS - We hope that Lori Ann isn't upset that we made a few additions to the Index. We can't help ourselves when it comes to stupid low-brow comedy.

All the worst,

The Evil Wizards

SLAYERS GUIDE TO CHICKENS

New KAMB 8 page Supplement in Dork Tower #33

Dork Tower will be bringing you, "THE SLAYERS GUIDE TO CHICKENS" an all-new 8-page supplement for Kobolds Ate My Baby! Super Deluxx Edition. Dork Tower #33 is going to press soon, so keep your eyes peeled.

For some chicken-ey giggles in the meantime, read this:

"The comb is the basis of the Latin name or classification of chickens. In Latin, gallus means comb, and the domestic chicken is Gallus domesticus. The Red Jungle Fowl, ancestor of most domestic chickens, is Gallus bankiva."

The Red Jungle Fowl. That's awesome. Expect to see that in a KAMB book soon. Taken from this crazy site...What is a Chicken?

While not official, inside sources at the Evil Wizards Tower (i.e. the basement at 9th Level Games) says that the next KAMB DOrk Tower special will be "The Codex of Tabriz the Arcane".....